May 2013
6 posts
3 tags
WHEN A MED STUDENT TAKES THE LAST DONUT FROM THE...
May 23rd
75 notes
2 tags
WHEN I CHECK A BLOOD SUGAR AND IT'S LOW ENOUGH...
May 21st
221 notes
3 tags
WHEN THE ATTENDING YELLS AT THE RESIDENT
May 15th
165 notes
2 tags
WHEN THE CHARGE NURSE HAS TO SEND SOMEONE HOME
Thanks for the suggestion, ladyalinor!
May 9th
187 notes
2 tags
WHEN I THOUGHT I WOULD MISS A CERTAIN SHOW OR GAME...
May 7th
200 notes
4 tags
WHEN I ASKED MY PATIENT'S WIFE IF SHE WAS HIS...
May 3rd
208 notes
April 2013
8 posts
4 tags
WHEN I TRY TO SLEEP DURING THE DAY BUT MY NEIGHBOR...
Apr 30th
149 notes
3 tags
WHEN SOMEONE USES THE PHRASE: "JUST A NURSE"
Apr 23rd
281 notes
1 tag
WHEN SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAYS THE Q-WORD
Apr 16th
161 notes
1 tag
WHEN SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO SAY THE Q-WORD
Apr 16th
76 notes
2 tags
WHEN THE DOC GIVES A BUNCH OF NEW ORDERS AND...
i’m just like,
Apr 10th
132 notes
3 tags
WHEN WORK CALLS AND ASKS IF I WANT TO PICK UP AN...
Apr 8th
223 notes
3 tags
WHEN I HAVE A TINY CUT ON MY HAND AT WORK
Apr 5th
119 notes
3 tags
WHEN I'M STUCK IN MY PATIENT'S ROOM DOING A...
i’m just like,
Apr 1st
178 notes
March 2013
8 posts
3 tags
WHEN I LEAVE WORK AND IT'S STILL LIGHT OUT
Mar 26th
244 notes
2 tags
WHEN I'VE BEEN RECONSTITUTING PIP/TAZO FOR WHAT...
Mar 22nd
171 notes
2 tags
WHEN 2 ADMISSIONS COME AT ONCE, ANOTHER PATIENT IS...
Mar 19th
186 notes
2 tags
WHEN MY TRACHED, VENTED PATIENT ASKS TO GO OUT FOR...
i’m just like, thanks for the idea, readmymonotony!
Mar 15th
102 notes
2 tags
WHEN I'M TRYING TO SCAN MEDS BUT THE SCANNER WON'T...
Mar 12th
156 notes
4 tags
WHEN I CHANGE THE WOUND VAC DRESSING, PUT IT TO...
Mar 6th
89 notes
1 tag
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME IF THERE ARE CERTAIN DOCTORS...
Mar 4th
103 notes
3 tags
WHEN MY PATIENT THANKS ME FOR ALL THAT I DO
i’m just like,
Mar 1st
348 notes
February 2013
9 posts
3 tags
WHEN I FINALLY HAVE A MINUTE TO CATCH UP ON...
Feb 27th
275 notes
5 tags
WHEN I LEARNED THAT YOU MAY HAVE TO AUSCULTATE...
Feb 22nd
362 notes
2 tags
WHEN I HAVE 2 PATIENTS ON INSULIN DRIPS
Feb 21st
80 notes
3 tags
TRYING TO PUT TED HOSE ON MY PATIENT
Feb 18th
140 notes
3 tags
WHEN THE FEEDING TUBE IS CLOGGED AND IT SPRAYS...
Feb 12th
256 notes
3 tags
WHEN APPARENTLY NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE DIFFERENCE...
i’m just like,
Feb 9th
319 notes
2 tags
WHEN I SEE SOMEONE WITH GREAT VEINS
Feb 7th
223 notes
2 tags
WHEN I USE POOR BODY MECHANICS EVEN THOUGH I KNOW...
Feb 4th
120 notes
5 tags
WHEN I THINK MY PATIENT WILL BE AN EASY 1-ASSIST...
Feb 1st
175 notes
January 2013
11 posts
2 tags
WHEN I'M TRYING TO RESOLVE AN ISSUE FOR MY PATIENT...
because they’re all just like,
Jan 30th
213 notes
1 tag
WHEN I PEEK UNDER THE COVERS TO CHECK MY PATIENT'S...
if it’s intact: if it’s not:
Jan 28th
125 notes
2 tags
WHEN 10 DIFFERENT ALARMS AND CALL BELLS ARE GOING...
Jan 25th
209 notes
3 tags
WHEN MY PATIENT IS HEALTHY ENOUGH THAT I'M...
i’m just like,
Jan 23rd
214 notes
2 tags
WHEN MY PATIENT'S FAMILY BRINGS THEIR BABIES AND...
i’m just like,
Jan 20th
118 notes
2 tags
WHEN MY PATIENT KEEPS SLIDING DOWN IN BED AND WE...
i’m just like,
Jan 16th
187 notes
2 tags
WHEN I MAKE ONE LITTLE CHANGE IN MY PATIENT'S...
Jan 14th
41 notes
2 tags
WHEN I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN REPORT AND I'M ALREADY...
Jan 9th
169 notes
2 tags
WHEN THE DOC ASKS ME TO HAND HIM AN ITEM THAT HE...
i’m just like,
Jan 8th
72 notes
2 tags
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME TO TRADE SHIFTS AND I JUST...
Jan 4th
114 notes
2 tags
WHEN THE PATIENT I'M ADMITTING SHOWS UP AND HIS...
i’m just like,
Jan 2nd
269 notes
December 2012
10 posts
3 tags
WHEN I SHOW UP AT WORK AND REALIZE I'M NOT...
i’m just like, and then i’m like,
Dec 31st
127 notes
2 tags
WHEN I FINALLY HAVE ALL MY MEDS AND THEN I DROP...
Dec 27th
64 notes
3 tags
WHEN MY PATIENT IS ALSO A NURSE
i’m either like, or like,
Dec 24th
268 notes
4 tags
WHEN MY FULLY INDEPENDENT PATIENT ASKS FOR A BED...
i’m just like,
Dec 19th
142 notes
NEW FAQ SECTION!
I finally figured out tumblr! I get so many questions from anons and feel bad that I don’t answer them, but I like to keep my blog clutter-free for people who just want to see the GIFs. If you’ve sent me a question or are wondering how to submit an idea, check the FAQs by clicking the link up there on the left. I’ll do my best to keep them updated as new questions come in. Again,...
Dec 19th
3 notes
3 tags
WHEN MY PATIENT IS A V.I.P.
and she’s like, in my head i’m like,
Dec 18th
107 notes
3 tags
WHEN I SEE ALL MY COWORKERS DRESSED UP AT OUR...
Dec 14th
139 notes
1 tag
WHEN MY PATIENT WON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAY,...
she’s just like,
Dec 12th
183 notes