May 2012
39 posts
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WHEN MY DELIRIOUS PATIENT WON'T STOP PULLING HIS...
i’m just like,
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WHEN I'M ENJOYING 15 STRAIGHT DAYS OFF BECAUSE I...
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WHEN I GET PULLED TO ANOTHER UNIT
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WHEN MY PATIENT'S FAMILY ASKED ME TO CLIP HIS...
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THE FIRST TIME I PULLED AN ART LINE AND DIDN'T...
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WHEN MY PATIENT SAYS SHE IS ALLERGIC TO ALL PAIN...
WHEN I HAVE TO ADMIT A PATIENT HALF AN HOUR BEFORE...
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WHEN MY PATIENT IS STRONGER THAN I REALIZE AND I...
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WHEN MY PATIENT COUGHS
and his family is like,
i’m just like,
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WHEN I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK AND MY FRIENDS...
i’m just like,
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WATCHING THE MONITOR AFTER GIVING ADENOSINE
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TRYING TO WIPE THE BUTT PASTE/POOP MIXTURE OFF MY...
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WHEN MY COWORKER TELLS ME MY CRRT FILTER IS...
i’m just like,
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WHEN I OPEN THE CHART AND SEE 20 NEW UNEXPECTED...
WHEN MY COWORKER HAS HIS MEDS PASSED, BATHS DONE,...
i’m just like,
WHEN I FIND OUT MY PATIENT'S FAMILY IS FULL OF...
WHEN MY PATIENT ASKS ME HOW BIG THE COLONOSCOPE IS
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WHEN MY PATIENT IS EXSANGUINATING AND I'M HANGING...
WHEN I TELL MY PATIENT I CAN'T GIVE HER MORE PAIN...
she’s just like,
WHEN I CAN'T GET THE ZOFRAN IN TIME
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WHEN I'M TRYING TO PUSH A STRETCHER AROUND A...
WHEN I SNEAK INTO MY PATIENT'S ROOM TO DO 0200...
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TRYING TO IDENTIFY THE DRAINAGE ON THE CHUX PAD
WHEN I LOOK AT THE DATES ON THE LABELS AND REALIZE...
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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS NURSING SOUNDS LIKE AN EASY JOB
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WHEN MY FRIENDS ASK ME WHAT'S REALISTIC IN GREY'S...
i’m just like,
THE FIRST TIME I TRIED TO INSERT A FOLEY IN A...
WHEN I HAVE TO LISTEN TO A COMPANY REP TALK ABOUT...
JCAHO
when they come:
when they leave:
WHEN I GET CALLED OFF ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
AFTER CLEANING UP MY PATIENT'S C-DIFF BM
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WHEN MY COWORKER TELLS ME SHE GAVE MEDS AND...
i’m just like,
WHEN I EXPLAIN TO MY FRIENDS WHAT I DO AT WORK
they’re just like,
LEAVING WORK FRIDAY WHEN I'M OFF THE WHOLE WEEKEND
i walk outta there like,
WHEN MY COWORKER SAYS THERE'S A FRESH POT OF...
we’re all just like,
WHEN IT'S JULY AND THE NEW DOCS TRY TO PUT IN...
i’m just like,
WHEN MY PATIENT'S FAMILY WON'T STOP AGITATING HIM
in my head i’m like,
WHEN I WALK INTO THE SUPPLY ROOM BUT FORGET WHAT I...
i just look around like,
WHEN ANESTHESIA BRINGS MY PATIENT OUT FROM THE OR...
i’m like,
and they’re just like,