WHEN THE NURSE I FOLLOWED IS BACK THE NEXT SHIFT SO I'M DONE WITH REPORT BY 7:15
we’re just like,
May 2012
39 posts
WHEN THE COMPUTERS GO DOWN AND WE HAVE TO CHART ON PAPER
WHEN THE DOC ORDERS A PROPOFOL DRIP FOR MY AGITATED PATIENT
WHEN I START MOUTH CARE ON MY INTUBATED PATIENT WITH PNEUMONIA AND THE SMELL HITS ME
WHEN A PATIENT'S FAMILY BRINGS FOOD FOR THE STAFF
WHEN I'M STILL CHARTING 2 HOURS AFTER MY SHIFT ENDS AND THE CHARGE NURSE ASKS IF I WANT TO DO OVERTIME TOMORROW
WHEN THE FEEDING TUBE CLOGS
April 2012
16 posts
DRIVING HOME AFTER NIGHTSHIFT
DURING CODES
the first time:
the second time:
a year later:
BEFORE THE SEDATION KICKS IN
my patient is like,
WHEN MY FRIEND ASKS ME WHEN I TAKE MY LUNCH HOUR
i’m just like,
WHEN SOMEONE INTERRUPTS THE DOCTOR WITH A NON-EMERGENT ISSUE DURING ROUNDS
he’s just like,
WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AFTER A LONG NIGHTSHIFT
WHEN MY PATIENT IS ON HIS CALL BELL Q5MIN ASKING ME TO FLUFF HIS PILLOW
i’m just like,
WHEN I COME IN TO WORK AND SEE THAT I HAVE THE BUSIEST ASSIGNMENT ON THE UNIT FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW
WHEN I COME IN TO WORK AND SEE THAT I ONLY HAVE ONE PATIENT
